If You Want to be a PM, Fill this Applicationg Form!



Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian PM Elections
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1. Name of Candidate: _______________________

2. Present Address
i) Name of Jail: _______________________
ii) Cell Number: _______________________
(If not in Jail, attach proof of residence)


3. Political Party: _______________________
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological Order)

4. Sex : [ ]
A - Male
B - Female

5. Nationality : [ ] A – Italian, B - Indian, C - Bihari

6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
(if you choose "D” - attach Certificate of Sanity from a recognized
Government Psychiatrist)

8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 days
B - 2-6 days
C - 6-15 days
D - 15+ days

9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many additional sheets as you want)

10. How many years have you spent in Jail ? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+ years

11. Are you involved in any financial scams ? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income ? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees @ INR 45 to $)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for the country in mind ?[ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No

14. Describe in space provided, your achievements : _________________
Thumb Impression of candidate
(Not that of the person who filled the form)

6 comments:

  1. Rachel , knowingly or unknowingly you made an ironical comment "Corruption just for fun" -- Which is quite true also.

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  2. lol especially the 2,3 n last one

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  3. ha ha... really cant control.. lol :D GOOD RACHU.....

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  4. Awesome.....just fantastic

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